Ahead of Easter, SNL's Trump says stocks 'did a Jesus' in falling, rising and falling again

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SNL Skit Tackles Global Economic Concerns Amid Tariff Policies

“Saturday Night Live” (SNL) addressed the global economic unease resulting from former President Donald Trump’s shifting tariff policies in its latest episode, employing humor to approach the serious subject matter. The show opened with a comedic skit, drawing inspiration from the biblical narrative of the “Cleansing of the Temple.” This SNL parody used the familiar story to satirize contemporary economic anxieties.

“Cleansing of the Temple” Parody

The skit reimagined the biblical scene where Jesus expelled merchants from the temple, criticizing their focus on commerce within a sacred space. In the SNL version, Mikey Day, portraying Jesus, declared, “I will rid this place of all its money,” setting the stage for the entrance of the Trump character.

Trump Impersonator Addresses Economic “Mess”

James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump character then appeared, stating, “Remind you of anyone? The money’s gone. Hi. It’s me, your favorite president, Donald Jesus Trump.” This Trump figure jokingly took credit, or perhaps blame, for the economic situation.

Acknowledging the effects of his “beautiful tariffs,” Johnson’s Trump conceded that they had disrupted the U.S. economy. “Many people are even calling me the Messiah, because of the mess I, uh, made out of the economy — all because of my beautiful tariffs. So beautiful. They were working so well I had to stop them,” he quipped, using characteristic Trumpian hyperbole.

Humorous Take on Economic Recovery

The skit continued with the Trump character claiming responsibility for restoring economic stability, albeit a fragile one. “Now everything is back exactly how it was,” he asserted, “minus a few trillion dollars.” This line underscored the perceived economic cost of the tariff policies while maintaining a comedic tone.

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Wealth Transfer and Stock Market Commentary

The SNL skit also touched upon allegations of potential insider trading within the Trump administration. Dismissing concerns about officials profiting from market volatility, the Trump character described the situation as “a historic transfer of wealth from the middle class to my buddies,” delivering the line with a nonchalant “Oh well.”

Easter and Stock Market Metaphors

Transitioning back to the Easter theme, the Trump character drew an analogy between the holiday and the stock market’s performance. “It’s true, the stock market did a Jesus,” he stated. “It died, then on the third day it was risen. And then on the fourth day it died again, possibly never to return, just like Jesus. Where is that guy? Come back. Get me out of this.”

Critique of Infrequent Church Attendance

In a final comedic jab, the skit addressed infrequent church attendance, particularly around holidays. The Trump character remarked that some individuals only attend church on Christmas and Easter, adding, “Not me, I don’t go on those days, either,” in a self-deprecating manner, further highlighting the satirical nature of the SNL sketch.

Guest Appearances

The episode was hosted by Jon Hamm, with Lizzo featured as the musical guest, rounding out the entertainment lineup for this installment of SNL.


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