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Grand Designs Viewers Criticise “Worst Ever” Floating Home on Channel 4 Show
The latest episode of Grand Designs on Channel 4 has sparked a wave of disapproval from viewers, who have criticised the ambitious project featured on Wednesday’s broadcast. In the series 25 premiere, presented by Kevin McCloud, builders Howard and Sarah endeavoured to construct a striking, angled, metallic floating residence on a tidal estuary near Worthing, Sussex. The couple, experienced in undertaking challenging builds, described this venture as “their most radical yet.”
Viewer Backlash Over “Radical” Houseboat Design
However, the unveiling of the completed structure provoked widespread astonishment among fans, with many declaring it “the worst in the show’s history.” Social media platforms were flooded with negative reactions. One viewer commented bluntly, stating it was “the biggest pile s**t in the show’s history.” Another echoed this sentiment, remarking, “Most of the time houses on Grand Designs look decent once finished… this isn’t one of those times.” Further comments included comparisons to a “tap faucet” due to the house’s unconventional shape, and expressions of disbelief such as “Grand designs. WTF is that.”
Ambitious Estuary Project Faces Scrutiny
The design, intentionally resembling a boat and located within an existing houseboat community, employed an experimental, prefabricated, polystyrene foundation slab to accommodate the fluctuating tidal conditions, alternating between high tides and mud exposure.
To manage expenses, Howard and Sarah took on the project management themselves and invested in their own crane for the construction process.
“Darth Vader’s Boathouse”: McCloud’s Description
After a three-year construction period and a £385,000 budget, presenter Kevin McCloud humorously described the completed dwelling as “Darth Vader’s boathouse.” Known for his colourful commentary, McCloud even likened a prominent roof window to “something out of a Star Wars episode,” highlighting the structure’s imposing aesthetic.
Innovative Interior Contrasts with Exterior
Despite its formidable external appearance, the floating home incorporates innovative interior design elements. A notable feature is a multi-functional kitchen island, ingeniously designed to double as a ping-pong table. Additionally, Sarah showcased her woodworking skills by crafting a foldout desk, a project undertaken as part of a recent woodworking course.
Underwhelming Ambiance and Sparse Deck
Nevertheless, the overall atmosphere of the houseboat has been described as unwelcoming. Even the much-anticipated rear deck, overlooking the estuary, drew criticism for being sparsely furnished and underwhelming in its design.
Interior Layout: Living Space and Accommodation
The upper level of the houseboat features a spacious, open-plan living area, complete with an external deck offering estuary views. The lower level was designed to house the family’s bedrooms, including accommodations for their teenage children, along with a home office and a dedicated cinema room.
Series 25 Preview: What to Expect
Ahead of the series premiere, Kevin McCloud provided insights into the format and content of the new Grand Designs series.
“It is short, we are making something that is not too lengthy, we are making it snappy,” McCloud explained, indicating a more concise episode structure.
“We have two new revisits which are really meaningful. One of the revisits is with a blended family, a couple who were both bereaved and brought their children together into a house. The house is designed by the husband and honestly, it is sort of one of my favourite projects,” he revealed, teasing future episodes of the series.