Emily’s Account of Dating Jack
Initial Expectations?
Hoping for an enjoyable evening and to secure my inaugural column for the Guardian.
First Impressions?
He was very accommodating regarding my delayed arrival.
Conversation Topics?
Discussions revolved around ice-cream van territory disputes, the prospect of purchasing bedsheets from a second-hand store, my deep affection for Pizza Express, and my distinctive cow-print footwear.
Most Uncomfortable Moment?
He remarked that I resembled Kate Moss, then corrected himself, “No, wait, Kate Bush – I still find her attractive though!”
Table Manners?
He exhibited excellent sharing etiquette with his food and thoughtfully took uneaten dessert back for his houseguests.
Key Positive Attribute?
During our meal, he serenaded me with a portion of Dizzee Rascal’s “Dance Wiv Me,” which fulfilled all my date aspirations.
Friend Introduction Potential?
Yes, I would introduce him, albeit not to those involved in running clubs (Jack dislikes running clubs).
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Three-Word Description of Jack?
Kind, genuine, and humorous.
Emily’s Perception of Jack’s Impression?
He mentioned I had compelling narratives.
Post-Dinner Plans?
Unintentionally, yes. We became completely disoriented in Westfield, leading us to explore numerous train stations… none of which were the correct one.
Kissing?
Not after the ordeal of getting lost.
Desired Change to the Evening?
Perhaps the restaurant’s limitation of one wine glass per person.
Rating out of Ten?
A solid 8.
Potential Reunion?
We discovered we reside within 15 minutes of each other and frequent the same park, making future encounters highly probable.
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Jack’s Perspective on Emily
Aspirations for the Date?
Hoped for abundant laughter, engaging stories, and complimentary food.
Initial Assessment?
Impressive attire and a welcoming smile. Her anecdote about getting lost en route to the restaurant was an excellent conversation starter.
Topics of Discussion?
Her experiences as a book influencer. The status of ice-cream vans as a British cultural icon. Her proclaimed disdain for her family’s dachshund. An incident where she received an accidental payment of £120,000. Her opinion that parkrun is overrated.
Most Awkward Encounter?
When I inadvertently mentioned she bore a resemblance to Kate Moss. I meant Kate Bush!
Mannerisms at the Table?
I wasn’t overly focused on table manners, more attentive to our dialogue.
Emily’s Most Striking Quality?
Her exceptional storytelling ability. I could have spent the entire evening listening to her recount her remarkable experiences.
Suitability for Introduction to Friends?
Absolutely. She possesses the ability to engage anyone in conversation.
Three-Word Summary of Emily?
Truly enjoyable company.
Jack’s Speculation on Emily’s Opinion?
Hopefully positive impressions. I aimed to be humorous, though success is uncertain.
Continuation of the Evening?
Only if becoming hopelessly lost within Westfield counts. Most establishments were closing by the time we navigated our way out.
Kiss?
Just a very good hug on this occasion.
Desired Change to the Evening?
Considering we live in close proximity in south London, perhaps choosing a restaurant closer to home rather than traversing to east London.
Score out of Ten?
9 – potentially full marks for a future encounter.
Future Meeting?
She proposed a dim sum outing, so time will tell.
Jack and Emily dined at Hera, London, E20. To participate in a blind date, contact [email protected]