'Trying to kill me!' Jeremy Clarkson attacked by cow as he endures 'lowest point' on farm

But it was when one of his cows targeted him that things really took a turn.

The ex Top Gear regular hit back at the suggestion the animals cannot kick backwards, saying “this isn’t true”.

Jeremy wrote: “They are like Bruce Lee, only more deadly and determined because, having failed to connect with her hoofs, she went for another tack, putting her head between my legs and then raising it smartly.

“Immediately I was on my knees in the mud with crossed eyes, trying to push the cow away.”

source: express.co.uk