All in all, a success!
After a long day, we finally have a tree! Have a happy holidays all, we leave you with a count of what we messed up so that you may learn from our mistakes:
Times we swept or vacuumed: 4
Broken branches the tree arrived with: 0
Broken branches we caused: 2 (while fluffing)
Ornaments on the tree: 58
Ornaments we broke: 1
Times we washed our hands: 5, not including the one before lunch