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Anyone hoping (or fearing) the eccentric billionaire Marwan Koukash will stay true to his word and give Flemington “the most colourful presentation that it’s ever had before” – by stripping down to his g-string in the event his horse, Magic Circle, wins –may like to note that the last time he talked the talk he was unable to walk the walk.

He settled for a lap of the winner’s enclosure in May, and at the time blamed his retention of modesty on tight security. At Flemington, worryingly, he’s more bullish about his chances. “I have more experience now to evade security,” he said. “It’s going to happen. They aren’t going to stop me.

“I will – and no one here is going to stop me, even with the threat of a ban for life – I’m going to strip down to my g-string, keep my tie and my shoes, and I will get up and receive the trophy.”

This rain is good, hey?

There are little fleets of race day attendants shrouded in white hooded disposable raincoats, an image that I’m not going to read into because it’s not their fault, poor ducks.

Others are wearing the sturdy clear raincoats handed out by the Victorian Racing Commission, which are rather more stylish and less likely to invoke racist imagery. The VRC is even handing out the fancy coats to punters. Among them Jen and Lance Randford, from Perth, and their friend Danielle.

A racegoer is seen as heavy rain falls.
A racegoer is seen as heavy rain falls. Photograph: Dan Himbrechts/AAP

Says Jen:

“We weren’t sure we were allowed to bring umbrellas, because in Perth that would not be allowed.”

Of course, in Perth, rain would not be an issue.

Racegoers arrive in the rain.
Racegoers arrive in the rain. Photograph: Quinn Rooney/Getty Images

I asked if they were having fun.

Lance says yes.

“The service is so good that I feel amazing. It’s pouring down with rain and you go, ‘oh god, what are we going to do, we didn’t bring umbrellas’. But then someone has handed us something that would probably cost $75, for free!… And this looks good even though it’s pink, so I am absolutely loving it.”

Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla)

Lance Radford has come over from Perth. I asked if he was having fun.

“The service is so good that I feel amazing…. we didn’t know if we could bring umbrellas and someone has just given us something (the rain coat) that would probably cost $75, for free!” #CallaCup pic.twitter.com/yDaOPUr9s0

November 6, 2018

It is muggy. Dedicated racing lovers might be more interested in a track report than the general ambient temperature at Flemington (good, according to Melbournetrackreport.com) but I have to warn proper serious racing lovers that I may not be the reporter you’re looking for.

My expertise with racehorses is mostly how to feed an old one with no teeth (Mitavite gumnuts and lucerne chaff, left to soak for a bit. Not #sponcon) and my esteemed colleague Luke didn’t know what a clearing sale was so I wouldn’t trust him with anything vaguely rural.

Sorry Luke.

State finalists in the Fashion on the Field contest.
State finalists in the Fashion on the Field contest. Photograph: Dave Crosling/EPA

But! I will bring you fashions on the field, views of which horses would be nice to take home, and coverage of any animal welfare issues that arise.

Don’t worry, though. Alana Schetzer is here to cover the racing itself — she knows what she’s talking about.

You can follow her on twitter @Schetzer and me @Callapilla. Send tips to Alana and photos of retired race horses or any other ponies to me.

Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla)

Look at all these beautiful spindily things. #CallaCup pic.twitter.com/rFfwgymLJv

November 5, 2018

Well, here we are again. The Race that Stops the Nation, The Race that Divides the Nation, or, in my case, the Race that means I didn’t have to pay for parking in the CBD today.

My name is Luke Henriques-Gomes and I’ll be with you for the next few hours. There’s sure to be plenty of colour and movement: people in crazy outfits, an eccentric British billionaire in a g-string (enough said, the better), probably a protest, or too. Oh, and the race itself, of course.

Racegoers arrive during Melbourne Cup Day.
Racegoers arrive during Melbourne Cup Day. Photograph: Michael Dodge/Getty Images

Joining me are my colleagues Calla Wahlquist and Alana Schetzer who are out at Flemington today. In classic Melbourne style, it’s “bucketing down”, according to the bureau, the talking heads on the TV and the view out my window.

Ahead of the big race – at 3pm – we’ll tell you what you need to know to bluff your way through a Cup Day barbecue conversation and keep you up to date about what’s happening at the track and, more importantly, in The Birdcage.

Tips and fanmail are welcome: I’m at [email protected] or @lukehgomes.


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