There’s no doubt that they would never have survived even a small amount of the things Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) lays out for them.
Remember in Home Alone 2 when he actually hurls bricks at them from a rooftop? They’d have been lucky to live through being hit by even one.
So YouTuber BitMassive has taken five specific moments from the two comedies – and made them a tiny bit more realistic.
In short – now they feature a lot of blood. And they’re certainly NOT for the faint-hearted.
They’ve been kicking around since the beginning of the year but have gained more traction as the festive season approaches, and one of the clips in particular has amassed a huge 1.7 million plays.
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Others have each attracted hundreds and thousands of views.
Don’t panic if it scolds your memories of the movie: the (unbloody) original version will be screened on Channel 4 this Christmas Day, at 5:50pm.
Revelations from the film’s production are still somehow filtering through: and this year it was revealed that the photo of Buzz’s girlfriend was actually the son of a crew member, in fancy dress.
It was explained that bosses felt mean in casting a young woman just for her to be sneered at by Kevin, so the young man took the hit instead.
Home Alone is on Channel 4 on Christmas Day at 5:50pm.