Creepy fanny pack gives you the big hairy gut you never wanted – CNET

Fanny packs haven’t been fashionable since the days of 1990s flannel shirts and overalls. But now there’s a fanny pack that’s proud of its uncool appearance. 

The Dadbag straps on to give you a hairy beer gut — and a place to store your keys and change.

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London art director Albert Pukies created the big fat hairy deal of a man purse, which is called a “bum bag” in his country. 

“I made the Dadbag because I’m desperate to have a dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it,” he told the UK’s Metro newspaper. “The solution is quite simple, a bum bag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.”

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The bag comes in six different styles, with varying skin colors, hairiness and size levels. Sadly, none of the bags are available yet, but those longing for a dad-gut can go to the site and sign up to be notified if or when it’s produced.

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And yes non-Americans, we know “fanny” means something naughtier to you, but it’s just “butt” over here to us Yanks.


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