At least, that’s when he’s in charge of Manchester United, stood on the touchline, chasing three points.
But put him in between the sticks as a goalkeeper and it’s a completely different outcome.
Jose Mourinho is taking part in Game 4 Grenfell – a charity match at Loftus Road to raise funds and pay tribute to the victims of the Grenfell Tower fire.
Les Ferdinand and Alan Shearer are both in charge of teams that include a mixture of ex-pros and celebrities.
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Mourinho started on the bench for Team Shearer but was introduced on 63 minutes for David James.
And just four minutes later Mourinho received a yellow card for time wasting!
It went from bad to worse for the 54-year-old as he then conceded on 74 minutes as Kasabian’s Chris Edwards levelled the scores.