Paramount+ has announced a new reality series following the lives of Sylvester Stallone and his family.
The Family Stallone, an eight-part series starring the Rocky alum, his wife Jennifer Flavin, and their three daughters Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet, will premiere on the platform this spring, according to Variety.
In promotion of the new show and the platform, Paramount released a new Super Bowl ad showing Sylvester scaling a treacherous mountain as his daughters watched on, unimpressed.
While Stallone climbed the side of the mountain, carved to resemble his face, the likes of Dora the Explorer, Beavus and Butt-Head, Lieutenant Jim Dangle from Reno 911, and more watched on from a landing below.
‘Hey, how are you doing?’ Stallone asks the mountain as he clings to the nose. ‘How you doing?’ the mountain replies, in Stallone’s signature drawl.
The Stallones are headed to reality TV! Paramount+ has officially announced a new reality series following the lives of Sylvester Stallone and his family
His glamorous daughters, dressed in snow gear, were unamused. ‘Is that dad?’ Scarlett asks her sisters.
‘He always does this,’ Sophia replies.
Dangle, meanwhile, remarked: ‘I’ve got goosies! Look at my legs!’ he replied.
Unfortunately, Stallone’s climbing inadvertently causes the mountain to sneeze.
‘Hey, that tickles,’ the rocky carving informs Stallone as he continues to cling to his nose.
‘Don’t sneeze!’ Stallone instructs the mountain. ‘Keep it in there big boy! Hold it in! Hold it! Don’t do it!’ he pleads before the mountain sneezes, throwing him off the cliff.
As Stallone lands with a thud on the snow, Dangle yelps, Beavus and Butt-Head snicker in amusement, while Captain Pike grimaces. ‘He’ll be alright,’ Pike says. ‘Maybe,’ he adds before vanishing.
Meanwhile, his famous daughters are not fazed.
The Family Stallone, an eight-part series following the Rocky star, his wife Jennifer Flavin, and their three daughters Sophia, Sistine, and Scarlet, will premiere on the platform this spring
‘Hey, how are you doing?’ Stallone asks the mountain as he clings to the nose. ‘How you doing?’ the mountain replies, in Stallone’s signature drawl
Looks familiar! The side of the mountain was carved to resemble Stallone
‘He’s fine,’ Sophia remarks.
‘He does this. This is normal,’ Sistine adds as their father is seen laying on the floor, groaning.
As he does a snow angel, he ponders, ‘I wonder if I need surgery?’
The ad comes amid Paramount’s announcement of the new Stallone reality series.
‘Don’t sneeze!’ Stallone pleaded with the mountain to hold his sneeze in
Bless you! Stallone clinging to the nose triggered the sneeze
That’s got to hurt! As Stallone lands with a thud on the snow, Dangle yelps, Beavus and Butt-Head snicker in amusement, while Captain Pike grimaces
‘After playing some of the most legendary characters in cinematic history, three-time Academy Award nominee Sylvester Stallone is ready to give cameras access to what he would consider the greatest role of his lifetime: dad,’ a press release for the show says, according to Variety.
‘This new series starring Stallone’s three daughters, wife and himself offers a seat at the table of one of Hollywood’s most famous families.’
On top of learning more about Stallone, the show will also focus on his wife Flavin and their daughters. Flavin co-owns wellness brand Serious Skin Care, while Sophia and Sistine Stallone are the hosts of the Unwaxed podcast.
Sistine and Scarlet both aspire to become actresses, while Sophia has not caught the acting bug.
Ouch! The actor lands with a thud on the snow