A holidaymaker who lost his false teeth while vomiting into a bin during a boozy night out in Benidorm was shocked when they arrived back in the post – 11 years later.
Paul Bishop, 63, said he thought it was a ‘joke’ when an envelope carrying his missing teeth, covered in Spanish postmarks, turned up on his door on January 9.
The grandad said he’d last seen the teeth on a night out at the Spanish seaside resort in 2011, where he’d gone to celebrate a friend’s 50th birthday.
Towards the end of an all-day drinking session, one pint of cider didn’t agree with him, so he made a beeline for a bin where he threw up – and also lost his teeth.
Paul, who works for HMRC, said he hadn’t noticed they were gone until he hit the next bar.
He retraced his steps and realised he’d likely lost them in the rubbish, but failed to find his gnashers despite emptying the contents of the bin.
He said despite the loss, he carried on the holiday as normal, ‘singing Elvis’ and ‘eating and drinking with no teeth’ before replacing them when he returned to the UK.
Paul Bishop, 63 (left, pictured with his son Shaun, right), said he thought it was a ‘joke’ when an envelope carrying his missing teeth turned up on his door on January 9
A mysterious package arrived at Paul’s door last month addressed to ‘Senor Paul Bishop’ and covered in Spanish postage stamps
Inside the package was a bag containing false teeth Paul had vomited into a bin 11 years ago while on holiday in Benidorm
Years later, Spanish authorities recovered the teeth and managed to trace Paul through his DNA, which he had submitted to the British police 15 years earlier.
And when the long-lost false choppers came back through his letterbox on Wednesday, Paul said he ‘couldn’t believe it.’
He said: ‘When I first saw it, I thought it was some sort of joke, but then I saw the actual letter, which was written in English.’
‘It mentioned the Alicante area – well, that’s where I was! Then it mentioned the British council, and I thought: ‘It’s genuine, this!’
‘It read, ‘Please come back to Spain again, but be careful!’
He added: ‘They don’t fit anymore, but they’re still in perfect condition.’
Paul, from Stalybridge, Manchester, said he’d lost the teeth after spending the whole day drinking with pals on a holiday in Benidorm, in September 2011.
He said: ‘Me and a few friends went to Benidorm for a ten-day holiday, which coincided with my friend’s 50th birthday.
‘We got halfway through a full day’s drinking session. It was getting quite late on, about 10 or 11 o’clock, and I was bloated up with lager, so I had a pint of cider.
‘My friends were all drinking lager, so they drank quicker, and when they finished, they said: ‘Come on, we’re going.’
‘I had half a pint of cider left, so I threw it down in one, but then I thought ‘Oh, it’s coming back, this.’
Paul said he knew that downing the high-strength cider was a crucial mistake a few moments later.
Paul, from Stalybridge, Manchester, said he’d lost the teeth after spending the whole day drinking with pals on a holiday in Benidorm, in September 2011 (Paul pictured in an unnamed pub)
Paul’s teeth arrived in the company of a letter from Spanish authorities. ‘We hope soon you return to visit Spain, but be more careful,’ the letter read
‘As soon as I got out of the pub, there was one of those great big bottle bins, so I just projectile-d it all into the bin.
‘I thought nothing of it, and then went to the next bar.’
Paul said he only noticed his teeth were missing when a friend pointed it out to him
He said: ‘My friend said: ‘Where are your teeth?’ So I thought ‘What?’
‘I realised they’d gone in the bin. So I went back to the bin looking for them, but I couldn’t see them anywhere. So I wrote them off.’
‘I rang my mates in Manchester, and said: ‘I need some new teeth when I come back.’
He added: ‘I spent the rest of the holiday with no teeth, singing Elvis with no teeth, eating and drinking with no teeth. Quite hilarious, really.’
Paul said when he came back to the UK, he got a new set of false teeth and assumed that the old pair were lost forever.
But when Spanish authorities came across the gnashers years later in a landfill site, they’d identified them as a body part, and under the law, they had to return them to their owner.
Paul Bishop is pictured holding up his teeth that were returned to him after more than a decade
Paul had been identified through a DNA swab that he’d given to police fifteen years ago.
At the time, he said he was called in by the police for an investigation, but was released without charge and later agreed to give a voluntary DNA sample.
Mr Bishop says he does not have a criminal record.
Spanish authorities and the British council used that biological information to get the teeth to his doorstep yesterday.
He said: ‘I opened the letter, and it turned out my teeth went to some landfill, and because it’s classed as body parts, the Spanish government won’t allow them to be destroyed.’
‘They were put in some storage centre, and a lab technician came across them a couple of months ago, and tried to trace who the owner of the teeth was through DNA.
‘This professor working for this national biometric company in Spain sent me a letter with it and the teeth in a little plastic bag yesterday.
He added: ‘I couldn’t believe it – 11 years ago!’