'Who told everyone he was coming?' Piers Morgan's wife pokes fun as he sits solo in cinema

“To convey some idea of my history with the old bounder, I once sent a knight on a white charger down to arrest him on behalf of the Daily Mirror for infringing the 1534 Act of Treason by having an affair with the wife of a future king.

“‘We’re on to our second bottle of Chablis,” read her text at 3pm.

“‘Getting on really well, and he’s just plucked a rose from the table arrangement, handed it to me and said, ‘Is it just me, or are flowers really rather sexual?’”

Piers Morgan and Celia Walden married in 2010. 

source: express.co.uk