Sales exec who moved family from California to Texas jokes 'Brett' has become the new 'Karen' 

Brett Alder (pictured) who moved his family from San Diego to Texas before moving back to California has defended his op-ed complaining about the rude locals, the oppressive heat, the rain and the 'bland' culture in Austin

Brett Alder (pictured) who moved his family from San Diego to Texas before moving back to California has defended his op-ed complaining about the rude locals, the oppressive heat, the rain and the ‘bland’ culture in Austin 

A father-of-seven sales executive who moved his family from San Diego to Texas before moving back to California has defended his scathing op-ed complaining about the rude locals, the oppressive heat, the rain and the ‘bland’ culture in Austin – and said he’s now planning a move to Nevada. 

Brett Alder, a director of semiconductor business development at Japanese firm Hamamatsu, has been branded ‘entitled’ and a ‘douche’ for writing in Business Insider that his relocation in 2015 was an ‘expensive mistake’ when he joined the near-700,000 Californians who have upped sticks to move to Texas in the last 10 years. 

But in response to the criticism Alder tweeted: ‘I’m not a hater, it was a detox that could also serve to help other people from CA.’

And despite wasting money on moves between California and Texas, Alder says he’s thinking of moving to Reno, Nevada. 

‘I left Austin five years ago. Been in San Jose since, but am mulling a move to Reno, NV,’ Alder tweeted at a Twitter user. 

Alder tweeted: ‘I grew up in Gardnerville thinking that area was just normal, nothing special, but you move to other parts of the country and come back and realize that 1) the weather is worse than the Bay but it’s better than Seattle, Phoenix, Austin, etc. Dry air is more comfortable and the temps aren’t extreme. 

‘2) My experience is that it has kind of a combo of CA admixture culture and Nevada rural decency. I took that for granted. 

‘3) Reno is within driving distance of pretty much all of CA. That’s a huge deal. 5 hours from beach 45 mins from Tahoe. 4) I think it will be legit cheaper than the Bay. Austin kind of looks cheap, but isn’t,’ he wrote.

Alder also responded to his new-found infamy saying ‘Brett’ had become the new ‘Karen’ – the name that has become synonymous in recent months with the image of a privileged, middle-class white women acting entitled in public situations.

‘From a friend (who is very shy, so I can’t attribute): ‘Pretty sure “Brett” about to enter the lexicon as the male equivalent of ‘Karen”,’ Alder tweeted. 

He then started to try to get the term trending by saying a coffee shop Jo’s Coffee was being a ‘Brett’ after an image surfaced of the store with writing on its wall reading: ‘I love you so much *except for Brett Alder.’

‘Don’t know why @JosCoffee is being such a Brett about all this…’ he wrote.   

This all stemmed from Alder’s criticism of Austin in the Business Insider op-ed. Alder described Texas with its lower income taxes as a ‘conservative dystopia’ and said he felt cramped – even though his house was twice the size. 

In response to the criticism Alder tweeted: 'I'm not a hater, it was a detox that could also serve to help other people from CA'

In response to the criticism Alder tweeted: ‘I’m not a hater, it was a detox that could also serve to help other people from CA’

Alder also responded to his new-found infamy saying 'Brett' had become the new 'Karen' - the name that has become synonymous in recent months with the image of a privileged, middle-class white women acting entitled in public situations

Alder also responded to his new-found infamy saying ‘Brett’ had become the new ‘Karen’ – the name that has become synonymous in recent months with the image of a privileged, middle-class white women acting entitled in public situations

He then started to try to get the term trending by saying a coffee shop Jo's Coffee (above) was being a 'Brett' after an image surfaced of the store with writing on its wall reading: 'I love you so much *except for Brett Alder'

He then started to try to get the term trending by saying a coffee shop Jo’s Coffee (above) was being a ‘Brett’ after an image surfaced of the store with writing on its wall reading: ‘I love you so much *except for Brett Alder’ 

 

He listed a litany of ‘problems’ explaining why he decided to return West to the Bay Area including bad driving, the ‘lame’ car washes, the cost of living, the ‘monoculture that doesn’t seem to be aware of it’s own blandness’ and the fact he took his kids out of school because it was a ‘micro-managed military academy’. 

Such is his grievance with the Texas city that his ’10 reasons that Austin is not the “California of Texas”‘ rumbled on into number 11 which was what he called the ‘big luxury home obsession’ – before he moved to a $1.8million property in San Jose.

The Alder family lasted just over a year in Austin before moving to San Jose in September 2016, property records show, when their dreams of ‘looking for a boost in lifestyle’ fell short of their expectations. 

Twitter users quickly pounced on Alder and said he was a ‘hypocrite’ for his ‘condescending’ and ‘insulting’ article moaning about cedar allergies, ‘terrible service’, the lack of places to hike and having to drive 40 minutes to a restaurant serving Southern Indian food.   

His return to the Bay Area has bucked the trend that has seen an exodus from The Golden State to The Lone Star State led by Elon Musk and tech titans including Hewlett Packard and Oracle as people are drawn to the lower cost of living. 

Thousands of people have fled California, New York and other high-cost states for lower cost-of-living states like Texas and Arizona as work-from-home policies during the pandemic have allowed people to seek greener pastures. 

Alder, a director of semiconductor business development at Japanese firm Hamamatsu, pictured with his family. He has been called 'entitled' and a 'douche' for writing in Business Insider that their relocation from California to Texas in 2015 was an 'expensive mistake'

Alder, a director of semiconductor business development at Japanese firm Hamamatsu, pictured with his family. He has been called ‘entitled’ and a ‘douche’ for writing in Business Insider that their relocation from California to Texas in 2015 was an ‘expensive mistake’

AUSTIN, TEXAS: Alder lived in this home before moving back to California. Among his complaints, Alder said the heat was one of them, calling it 'oppressive'

AUSTIN, TEXAS: Alder lived in this home before moving back to California. Among his complaints, Alder said the heat was one of them, calling it ‘oppressive’

AUSTIN, TEXAS: An aerial view of his home in Bee Cave. Alder also detailed other issues he has with Austin, including what he said were militaristic schools and sports, a monoculture and there being nowhere to go, but was quickly slammed for his opinions

AUSTIN, TEXAS: An aerial view of his home in Bee Cave. Alder also detailed other issues he has with Austin, including what he said were militaristic schools and sports, a monoculture and there being nowhere to go, but was quickly slammed for his opinions

AUSTIN, TEXAS: The outside space at the family's home in Austin. Alder said that though they had 'a huge yard and our own half basketball court, we really only felt like going outside about three to four months of the year' because of the 'oppressive' weather

AUSTIN, TEXAS: The outside space at the family’s home in Austin. Alder said that though they had ‘a huge yard and our own half basketball court, we really only felt like going outside about three to four months of the year’ because of the ‘oppressive’ weather

AUSTIN, TEXAS: The $1.14 million 4,000-square-foot house in the affluent Bee Cave neighborhood of Austin was twice the size of their previous home in San Diego

AUSTIN, TEXAS: The $1.14 million 4,000-square-foot house in the affluent Bee Cave neighborhood of Austin was twice the size of their previous home in San Diego

Austin was ranked the No. 1 destination among the 10 big cities that have gained the most newcomers between April and October of last year, according to a recent analysis done by LinkedIn. 

For every one person that moved out of the Texas state capital, 1.53 people moved in, according to the data. 

But even before the pandemic, 687,000 Californians relocated to Texas in the last ten years. 

US Census Bureau data from 2010 to 2019 showed Californian transplants made up about 13 per cent of the entire population that moved to the state since over the last decade. 

Alder was one of many to make the move long before the recent pandemic-induced flood of people. 

He and his family upped sticks from their 2,000-square-foot house on a one-third acre in San Diego – worth $907,000 today according to Zillow estimates – dreaming of a ‘boost in lifestyle’. 

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA: The home Alder and his family left in the Golden State for their move to Texas

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA: The home Alder and his family left in the Golden State for their move to Texas 

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA: The home Alder and his family left behind (a 2,000-square-foot house on a one-third acre) while 'looking for a boost in lifestyle'

SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA: The home Alder and his family left behind (a 2,000-square-foot house on a one-third acre) while ‘looking for a boost in lifestyle’

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA: Alder and his family have since returned to this home in the Bay Area after making what he described as an 'expensive mistake' moving to Austin

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA: Alder and his family have since returned to this home in the Bay Area after making what he described as an ‘expensive mistake’ moving to Austin

Brett Alder’s 10 (11) complaints about Texas: 

1. The weather is ‘oppressive’ 

2. ‘No public land’ 

3. ‘No snowy mountains, no raging rivers, and no soaring arches’

4. People from home sellers to repair men are ‘dishonest’

5. Yelp reviews can’t be ‘trusted’ to recommend good food 

6.  ‘Austinites are rude’

7. There’s only public schools, there’s water restrictions and people pay $600 a month for heating  

8. No diversity or different cultures

9. Militaristic schools

10. Being exposed to a new set of pathogens means new allergies

11. People are obsessed with big luxury homes

They made their home in a $1.14million 4,000-square-foot house in the affluent Bee Cave neighborhood of Austin. 

But Alder didn’t find Austin all it was cracked up to be, and some time later fled back to the Golden State to a five-bedroom home on an 8,400 square foot lot in San Jose, estimated to be worth almost $1.8million.   

He busted the myth that Austin is around 25 per cent cheaper than San Diego saying it’s ‘actually quite expensive’ pointing to high property taxes, high energy costs which he said can set a family back $1,000 a month to stay comfortable in the weather, ‘shockingly expensive’ water costs and the extra cost of travel – in order to leave the state ‘to escape the heat’. 

Alder’s op-ed, published on January 20, is titled: ‘I moved my family from California to Austin, Texas, and regretted it. Here are 10 key points every person should consider before relocating.’

His list included: The weather, no public land, nowhere to go, dishonesty, Yelp, rudeness, ‘not quite a conservative utopia’, monoculture, punitive schools and sports, and cedar allergies.

‘A lot of people, including myself, move from California to Austin because of the hype and the perception that California and Austin are reasonably comparable in lifestyle. My family and I found that to be far from the case,’ he wrote.  

His issues included the militaristic schools and sports, the monoculture,  there being nowhere to go and not being able to trust Yelp reviews.  

He wrote: ‘There is good food in Austin, but you can’t trust Yelp to find it because it doesn’t work in Austin’. 

Alder said he drove 40 minutes for ‘good Southern Indian food at a four-and-a-half-star rated establishment’. 

‘It was one of the worst service experiences of my life. In general you couldn’t trust Yelp as much, which was so disconcerting, especially for a new person,’ he added. 

Another problem he had with Austin is the heat.  

‘Austin is hot. It’s not California hot; it’s Texas hot. California heat is weak by comparison. In much of California the temperature cools down at night. 

‘You can open windows, breathe fresh air, and drastically limit your utility bill. In Austin, it would only get down to a smothering 80 degrees at night during the summer. This means your AC will be running all day and all night.

‘Evening walks are less than refreshing when it’s 11 p.m. and you’re sweating. It’s hard to describe how oppressive it is,’ he wrote. 

Austin was ranked number one of ten cities where the most people have moved between April and October 2020

Austin was ranked number one of ten cities where the most people have moved between April and October 2020

Several people took to social media to slam Alder for his comments

Several people took to social media to slam Alder for his comments

Why Californians flock to Austin 

While Alder and his family didn’t last in Austin in the long term, they were far from alone in making the move to Texas from California in recent years. 

Throughout 2020, residents in expensive cities such as San Francisco have left in their hordes to move to lower-cost areas like Austin, as offices have shuttered and people have switched to working from home for the foreseeable future during the pandemic.  

Austin was ranked the No. 1 destination among the 10 big cities that have gained the most newcomers between April and October of last year, according to a recent analysis done by LinkedIn. 

For every one person that moved out of the Texas state capital, 1.53 people moved in, according to the data.  Among the new faces is Elon Musk who announced in December he had moved to the Lone Star State, months after criticizing California state officials over their strict coronavirus restrictions.  

But it’s a trend that started long before the coronavirus pandemic.  

There has also been an exodus of tech giants out of Silicon Valley to Austin in recent months with Digital Realty, Oracle and Hewlett Packard all upping sticks and moving their HQs to Texas with its more affordable cost of living. 

Among firms that have stayed, the pandemic has sent some of their workforce to homeworking meaning they too have relocated to cheaper climes.

US Census Bureau data from 2010 to 2019 showed around 687,000 Californians relocated to Texas, making up about 13 per cent of the entire population that has moved to the state since the beginning of the decade. 

Texas is one of the few states in the US that offers no personal or corporate state income tax while it also boasts a lower cost of living, which appeals to businesses and workers alike.   

Overall, the cost of living in Austin is 25.5 percent cheaper than in San Diego, according to Best Places Cost of Living Indexes.

The biggest difference is the cost of homes with properties on average 42 per cent cheaper in the Texas city. While the average home in San Diego will set a family back $645,300, people can snap up a home for $369,000 in Austin. 

Groceries also come in 11.9 per cent cheaper and utilities 3.6 percent less. The only bigger expense is healthcare which is 6.1 per cent more in Austin.  

In California’s Bay Area – in particular – Silicon Valley, both rent and taxes are high and many workers are forced to travel long commutes each day to get to the swanky HQs of the likes of Apple and Google. 

San Francisco is the most expensive place to live in the US, according to data from Bungalow. 

San Jose ranks number six and San Diego number 10, with half of the top 10 being in California state.   

The average daily temperature in Austin in May is a high of 87 degrees Fahrenheit and a low of 67. 

In San Diego, where Alder came from, the averages are 76 and 67, respectively.  

Alder also attacked the other residents of Texas – with number four and six on his list being ‘dishonesty’ and ‘rudeness’ respectively.

The exec wrote that while there are ‘bad apples’ in California, ‘by and large integrity is a default way to treat people here’ – something he said is ‘not so in Austin’.

Alder said he encountered dishonesty from the start including from the people they bought their new home from who he said ‘lied about the cause of a leak, failed to disclose well water quality issues that made us sick, lied about how much stuff cost to repair, etc.’ 

He also took aim at a repair man who allegedly damaged some doors when he hired him to pull up a carpet and a mover who he ‘never head back from’ over some items the man was selling on his behalf. 

Both of these were also ‘five stars on Yelp’, he noted – taking another swipe at the review website.  

Alder went on to brand Austin locals ‘rude’ and home to ‘generally the worst service I’ve experienced nationwide’.  

‘I’ll probably take the most heat for this one, but Austinites are rude. 

‘We met some amazing people in Austin (like my work colleagues and church congregation) and even bumped into Matthew McConaughey at our kid’s flag football game.

‘There are some very wonderful, friendly people, but we also met more than our share of the others.’ 

He said that there are ‘native Texans, usually older, who stick pretty closely to the stereotypes’. 

‘I’ve never been told so often what to do and what not to do, and the delivery is in a “this is just the way it’s done” tone that is completely oblivious to any other viewpoints on the matter,’ Alder wrote. 

‘Our friends from Tennessee also confirmed that Austin does not conform to the notion of Southern hospitality, but I will say that most younger Texans were really cool,’ he added. 

Now, Alder is back on the coast in the Bay Area, where the cost of living has been rising since 2000.

‘It was an expensive mistake, but my family and I now see California in a completely new light,’ he wrote. 

Alder’s controversial op-ed has divided opinion on social media, with some people saying he was ‘spot on’ with his complaints while others labeled him a ‘douche’. 

‘I’m not even mad at you. I disagree with every word you wrote, and you came off as a total douche, but if it convinces people to stay away from Austin, I’m here for it,’ one person shared. 

‘Lol at your complaints about the heat. Did you even visit Austin between the months of May & September before moving? 

‘Or are you one of the myriad Californian tech goofballs who visit during SXSW and move without experiencing the summer?’ another person said, referring to the annual South by Southwest festival that draws musicians and techies. 

‘It was beautiful before you hypocrites came here snuffing your dissonance, mockery and demeaning accolades at us 20 years ago,’ another said. 

One person mocked him for moving to a ‘place you clearly knew nothing about’ and then ‘whining’ about it. 

‘A lot of this is very “no s**t” and the rest is just whining. Why would you buy a house right off the bat in a place you clearly knew nothing about? Then write an embarrassing article about it?’ they wrote.

Another person questioned why he would choose to move to the ‘whitest’ area in Austin if he enjoys being around different cultures.  

‘*Deliberately takes out mortgage on a 4000 sqft McMansion in Austin’s whitest, most boring, most HS football-obsessed suburb*,’ they wrote.

‘Nobody told me Austin would be so white and boring and obsessed with big houses and HS football.’ 

Others defended his comments, with one writing: ‘Wow you were spot on with this article. I lived in Austin for 17 years and Allergies killed me every year. I’m surprised you didn’t mention more about traffic. I used to drive 1 hour to go 4 miles. The heat sucked too! I don’t miss Austin.’ 

source: dailymail.co.uk