Jeremy Clarkson ‘totally convinced he’s had Covid’ as he defends ‘contradictory’ opinions

“If I get this wrong I’ll never hear the end of it,” the ex-BBC presenter winced, and low and behold, he was right – ironically, not about the question, though.

When the computer revealed the correct answer was in fact the M6, Jeremy made a quick dive behind his podium.

Squeaking with shame, he whispered: “Oh Ronni… are you still there?”

“Oh my God. Are you happy with the result?” the actress snapped back.

Jeremy replied: “No, I’m not. I’m ashamed of myself for not knowing that the M6 is longe than the M1!”