“I just hate this gap, here, so here we go. I’m just going to do it kind of on the squiff.”(sic)
However, Alex soon realised that the task was trickier than she thought.
She gasped while grimacing at the mirror: “Oh god, oh no, it looks weird already, oh no!”
“Oh god, I’m just going to have to carry on,” Alex admitted, as she tried to tame her freshly cut mane with a brush.