“We know that Boris Johnson is out on the milk round,” Susanna began. “So we’ve mocked up some.”
Piers chipped in: “You’ve lost your bottle Boris. So you haven’t been on here, here’s Jeremy Corbyn, 967 days since we saw him.”
“Boris Johnson not seen on Good Morning Britain for 1, 267 days,” Susanna added.
Piers concluded: “Missing Boris Johnson. Bottle gone.”
Good Morning Britain airs weekdays on ITV at 6am.