Netflix have released the first trailer for their show based on The Witcher books and already an enterprising nerdcore MC has put his Geralt-themed verses over the top of it. English rapper Dan Bull combines his track The Bestiary with the footage of Henry Cavill looking grim, rapping through a list of Geralt’s monstrous foes like it’s time for the Pokemon rap, only with alghouls instead of articuno.

Dan Bull is also responsible for a Borderlands 2 track that gave us the phrase “Vault Hunter S. Thompson”. Which is pretty good, although he’s no Mega Ran.

As for Bull’s Witcher-themed rap, it sums up Geralt of Rivia with the memorable phrase, “Imagine Guybrush Threepwood meets Clint Eastwood.”



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