Who found love? Who served steak? Who had a massive boost?
Who hosted a dinner party this week and laid on a menu of rib-eye steak, mac and cheese, creamed spinach and creamed corn?
Jordan Spieth
Patrick Reed
Sergio García
Rory McIlroy
Rory McIlroy is aiming to complete his “career slam” at Augusta this weekend. Which of these golfers also won the Open, US Open and PGA Championship, but never won the Masters?
Arnold Palmer
Nick Faldo
Lee Trevino
Phil Mickelson
Formula One celebrates its 1,000th race at the Chinese Grand Prix on Sunday. Where was the first Grand Prix held back in 1950?
Silverstone
Monaco
San Marino
Dakar
Watford have made it to the FA Cup final for only the second time in their history. Who beat them the first time they reached the final?
Plymouth Argyle
Ipswich Town
Sunderland
Everton
Why did an international wheelchair tennis tournament have to move venues this week?
The arena did not have wheelchair access
The organisers had mistakenly booked a table tennis venue
The tennis court was built on a slope
The building was not tall enough and balls kept hitting the ceiling
British tennis player Tara Moore was losing 0-6, 0-5 and facing match point. What happened next?
The rain came on, the game was delayed and officials ended up calling it a draw
The lights in the arena went off due to a power cut and the match was called off
Her opponent tripped on the court, injured her ankle and conceded the match
She came back and won 0-6, 7-6, 6-3
What did a referee do on the pitch before kickoff in a Romanian fourth division game this week?
He sent off three players who were laughing at his new haircut
He took a pee in the centre-circle
He got down on one knee and proposed marriage to his assistant referee
He took the ball and performed 100 keep-ups to impress the players and “discourage any disrespect”
FC Zurich tweeted the news that Florent Malouda had stopped coaching at the club “by mutual consent” this week. How did Malouda reply to the tweet?
“You better pay my wages this month!”
“I’m unfollowing you now”
“Really, I didn’t know that??”
“Your job was a massive waste of my time anyway”
Which two cities are involved when the Falcons play the Tigers and City play United on Friday night?
Melbourne and Sydney
Newcastle and Leicester
Austin and Dallas
Toronto and Vancouver
Who did Scotland women’s football team beat this week? Clue: Scotland men’s team has played this country 10 times without ever beating them.
Germany
Brazil
England
Northern Ireland
1 and above.
Oh dear
2 and above.
Oh dear
3 and above.
That’s respectable – just about
4 and above.
That’s respectable – just about
5 and above.
That’s a respectable score. Have a good weekend
6 and above.
That’s a fine score. Have a good weekend
7 and above.
That’s an excellent score. Have a great weekend
8 and above.
That’s a mighty fine score. Have a great weekend
9 and above.
That’s a mighty fine score. Have a great weekend
0 and above.
Oh dear
10 and above.
Perfection. You are awesome
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