Australia v South Africa: Twenty20 international – live!

If you are looking for the Sri Lanka v England game, it is here:

But why would you be? When you could have raaaaain at Metricon Stadium. I have to admit that I don’t know what a Metricon is. It sounds like a Transformer who is dedicated to a simple base-10 format for measurement, and if so I look forward to the day when it declares robot war on all those countries that are still holding out… wait, let’s be honest, it’s just the United States isn’t it? Truly the only land that could have given us Trump had to be the one still clinging grimly to the fluid ounce.

The fluid on the Gold Coast is coming in far greater quantities than ounces. Fluid stone? Fluid fathoms? Fluid bushels? Effed if I know. There’s a lot of it, anyway. Solid water. Sideways water. Rain so hard that you don’t know if it’s coming from the sky down or the ground up. There is no trickle down effect here. There is nowhere for water to trickle to, because everywhere else is already full of water. We are literal saturation point. But this being Queensland, it could stop in 17 seconds and we could have play in 30 minutes. Who knows.