Fisher was a joy to watch as Carrie Fisher.
She was even more fun as herself.
The star was a gifted storyteller with numerous bestselling books and screenplays to her name but, like her great pal Mark Hamill, she excelled at telling saucy, silly and supremely funny anecdotes about her experiences making the Star Wars movies.
She was a wonderful princess, a great dame and a potty-mouthed delight.
1. EWOK SEX:
The Star Wars legend was being interviewed by Stephen Colbert when she made the shocking revelations about all the on-set shennanigans of the dwarf actors during the filming of A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and The Return of The Jedi.
Fisher said: “You know who had the most sex out of the whole cast? They screwed like rabbits. Their trailer had to be hosed out twice a day. It was disgusting.”
2. LEIA AND HAN STOPPED HAVING SEX
Fisher told the crowd at the Saskatoon Comic & Entertainment Expo that the sex had dried up: “He wouldn’t take me on that hyperspace thing enough… [that’s a] euphemism. Not enough. You know, we’ve been together a while.
“He smuggled way too much. And girls, I know you don’t want your husband smuggling, do you? Hanging out with the hairy guy (Chewie) too often. I think there are a lot of problems with that.”
3: ROBOT SEX
Fisher was asked if the sex gets old after a while and shot back: “No, no it doesn’t.” However it was her sci-fi solution to maintaining your sex drive as you age that really tickled the fans when she teased: “We’ve got robots for that.”
4. BABOON ASS
Carrie also refuses to mince words when she discusses Leia infamous original iconic hairstyle, and the latest version.
She said: “Of course I wanna see what bad hairstyle they think of for me this time. Everyone knows about the hairy earphones. The baboon ass – that is the worst one so far. It does look like a baboon’s ass. Not that that’s a bad thing, just as a hairstyle.”
5. HARRISON FORD AFFAIR
The 60-year-old star made headlines a few weeks ago when she announced she had an affair with the married Ford on set, when she was just 19 and he was 33-years-old.
Fisher’s journal reads: “I’m sorry it’s not Mark [Hamill] — it could have been. It should have been. It might’ve meant something. Maybe not much, but certainly more.”
The passage appears in one of the earliest passages of the memoir, soon after she began her affair with the actor.
She writes: “Why have I become casually involved with someone who, if I am being totally honest with myself, I don’t care for and who doesn’t care for me? And is married.”
The diary continues: “I’m scared. Scared that I’ll let Harrison hurt me.
“The hundred-dollar question: ‘What do we mean to one another? Let’s define our relationship, you b*****d.
“We could come to a full stop now if you think that would help. It’s now a question of surviving each other’s company instead of enjoying it.”