Is there anything more wholesome than Toy Story? Well… Toy Story 2 is back on UK television screens this afternoon.
While the kids are enjoying all the innocent fun, from an adult point of view it could be a little Toy Story too, too much.
To start with, consider the basic premise that all toys can come alive behind their unsuspecting owners’ backs. In a fair and equal world this must also mean the same for the poor old hidden away sex toys. In a story about prejudice and fairness, it’s time for ALL the toys to stand up proud.
Before reading the main theory, just think about those names.
Woody? Buzz? How did we not see this before? The movies have always appealed to adults as much as kids but suddenly the Toy Story universe seems to have a whole other level to it.
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In the real world, adult toys are entering the future, with unbelievable advances in sex robots that will even engage in banter to relax their owners, or require wooing and encourage flirting.
Imagine if The Rabbit came hopping, or buzzing, across your bedroom at night? What about if a sex toy or inflatable doll suddenly came to life behind your back?
If every well-loved plaything has a secret life, then why should sex toys be excluded? Many of them are certainly well-loved by their owners for many years…
This Toy Story theory caused a sensation recently.
The delightfully named Reddit user superpooper00 said: “In the Toy Story universe, toys aren’t the only living things. There are Christmas decorations, lawn ornaments, and I’d presume many other things.
“Does anyone think this would include sex dolls?”
The overwhelming majority of responses thought it Woody would.
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Reddit user TricksterPriestJace replied: “Yes. Sex dolls are made specifically to be played with and enjoyed, just like toys.
“Also there was no age restriction on the toys themselves, they remained sentient far after their owners grew out of them, after being broken and rebuilt, or even being abandoned. Also toys that were never played with, like the Prospector were still alive.
“I do think sex dolls would, like children’s toys, be obsessed with their owners and want to please them.”
TOY STORY 2 IS ON BBC1 AT 2.50PM ON SUNDAY, DECEMBER 17.